Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She bit a glass in half.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It's blow job season.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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