people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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