so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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