You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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