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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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