So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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