he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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