i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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