don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My life is pants optional.
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