i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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