Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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