I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.