He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours