And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I could fuck to npr.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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