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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?