She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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