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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.

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  and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  ...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.

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• (626): View more from California

  yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin

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