Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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