Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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