Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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