It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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