im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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