It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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