in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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