I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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