hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
NoShamevember. You game?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
