I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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