ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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