Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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