so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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