Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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