just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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