I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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