Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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