Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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