apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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