You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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