problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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