But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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