the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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