soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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