you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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