Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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