You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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