I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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