i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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