Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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