put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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