I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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