it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I love how my cats smell like pot.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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