OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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