I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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