Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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