Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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