I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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