i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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