He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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