.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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