Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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