I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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