im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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